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YES: This Machine is the Keurig of Beer |Foodbeast
I’m thrilled to know that if I ever (1) need an inordinate amount of whiskey (2) need a statement piece in my living room, I can buy an entire barrel of the stuff for slightly less than 10 thousand dollars
Turns out that pouring beer on your meat before grilling it makes it less likely to form carcinogens in the first place.
Ready to have your mind blown, your childish innocence shattered, your ideas of everything right in the world torn asunder?
If you were looking for some craft beer trivia facts for your next lumberjack game night, look no further.
According to this enlightening comic by Bite, your beer preference is basically a window into you inner soul. Basically.
It may be a while before we can ride our bikes across fields of pizza, deserts of cheese, and valleys of thick tomato sauce. Until then we can pretend that we’re able to with these adorable bicycle pizza cutters.
You can bring it hiking, collapse it after you’re done drinking (no unwieldy bottle to carry!) and deposit it in a recycling site on the way home.
The Oscar Meyer Wienermobile is up for grabs, at least temporarily.
What do lamingtons, banana bread, and Thai barracuda stew have in common?
We know what you’re wondering. Is this actually a burnt vagina on toast? Is it actually for sale? For actual people to purchase? I can’t even…
Seriously guys, if you’re really struggling this much, email me. I will come over and cook you a meal. You’re breaking my heart here.
Magical Sous-Vide Robot Prepares Your Meals and Kno...
When Jeff Britton at Exit 6 Brewery in Missouri got a cease and desist letter from Starbucks, he knew there was only one way to respond: be as scathingly hilarious as possible.